Eat Good & Fuck Good, The Ultimate Philosophy of Life

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The other night, a question was born in my mind. (I have no idea, who the hell fucked my head!!!)

The question was: Why we are born and what the hell we are doing on this planet?

After extensive thinking, I found the answer.

The answer is our life cycle.

Our life cycle is something like this:

We get birth… We grow up… We start eating… We go to school and get educated… We start working… We find the partner… We fuck…  We work more…  We get married… We fuck harder… We produce kids… We keep on eating… We keep on fucking… Our kids grow up… They do what we did…

That’s what we do in life. And that’s the way; the cycle of life goes on…

If you analyze the cycle of life or “Karma” of our life, you can find ONLY two main activities in life:

  1. To preserve our health, we eat good
  2. To experience the ultimate  joy of life, we fuck good

By the way, both of the activities are co related. Without good health, you cannot have good fuck.

As a result, after putting lots of thoughts, I came to the conclusion that we don’t do anything else more than “Eat Good & Fuck Good” in life.

At this point, I remember one of my friends called Sattu, who used to tell me: – “If you really want to be happy in life, keep your “Baburao” (Dick) strong and ready everytime… you never know when you get a chance to use it…“

I liked his philosophy of being happy by keeping “Baburao” strong and ready.  My philosophy is also running on the similar line.

Therefore, no matter wherever I go, no matter whatever I do – I always “Eat Good & Fuck Good”. That’s the philosophy of my life.

What’s your philosophy of life?

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What Is Relationship

What is relationshipIf we recollect our mythological scripture, we will learn that God created a “Man” and then to identify with that “Man”, God was compelled to produce a “Woman”.

When that “Man’ and “Woman” lived together, the term “Relationship” was born.

Since then, “Relationship” has been remained the base of our existence.

We all are living and alive because we are related to each other.

When I talk about relationship, I would love to talk about some of the elements of relationship such as:

  • Fascination of First Sight (sows the seed of sex…),
  • Chemistry of Attraction (pulls near to sex…),
  • Reason of Infatuation (obviously sex…),
  • Language of Eyes (Sexish…),
  • Warmth of Embrace (heats you up for sex…),
  • Fragrance of Breath (sex smells good…),
  • Taste of Lips (first step for sex…),
  • Tangles of Hair (helps in sex…),
  • Curves of Body (help you get ready for sex…),
  • Intoxication of Perspiration (every drop counts…),
  • Expression of Feelings (always sexy…),
  • Sweetness of Waiting (it takes time to have sex…),
  • Tenderness of Petals (it is like two petals…),
  • Price of Obsession (anything for sex…),
  • Size of Dreams (nothing bigger than sex…),
  • Rapture of Marriage (you need sex every day…),
  • Euphoria of Love (love means sex…),
  • Bond of Relationship (sex bonds very strong…),
  • Pain of Heartbreak (it’s painful, if you don’t get sex…),
  • Twinge of Parting Away (when sex is not enjoyable…),
  • Heat of Tears (sex is hot…),
  • Sound of Cry (heard between the legs…), and ultimately
  • Ultimate Joy of Orgasm (the real end of sex…), and much more…

Just like these… as I go ahead, you will find me talking about private elements of relationship in public. These private elements that attract a man – a woman and take them to ultimate level of bliss, which is called FUCK!. Believe me; my point of views will be so spicy that you won’t be able to stand the heat between your legs.

So stay tuned to sExciting roller coaster ride!

I’ll see you soon….

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My Name Is Johny, Johny Santangelo

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My name is Johny, Johny Santangelo…

Sounds like Bond, James Bond…

James Bond used to be spy. However, I work with Techratis in New York, one of the biggest social media marketing firms in United States of America.

There are some similarities between James Bond and me…

With SINGLE status, we both love beautiful girls and we both are big time fuckers.

Just like James Bond, many times, I ended up in a hotel room fucking a horny chick that I picked up from small grocery store, where I go to buy a can of milk.
Oh Yeah, you can say – milk in and milk out.

I believe – a man can’t do anything in life, if he can’t woo the girl.

Most of the times, I give just one lustful glance and a girl gets ready to sleep with me. It seems magic to me. But it’s not. The fact is that the God is very kind to me.

I don’t have any permanent girlfriend, as I never wanted one. However, I look for and do find new one on every week end. Sometime, during week days, on the go, I stumble upon a chick and get lucky to have a quick fuck in a restaurant’s rest room. Or else, “Midweek Masturbation” is one of the greatest alternatives.

My roots are in Italy. However, I am born and grew up in America, the country that taught me the philosophy of my life “Eat Good & Fuck Good”.

On this erotic and sex blog, I am going to talk about my sexy adventures and the “Eat Good & Fuck Good” philosophy of my life.

I hope you would love it.

So till you come back, keep on fucking someone.

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